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Ant Jokes

June 27, 2010  by: Sridevi  Points: 20   Category: Comics & Animation    Views: 1211

This article has some jokes on ants.

         

A few jokes on ants:



1. Two female ants, a black ant and a white ant are moving together. The white ant asks the black ant,
"Why are you black in colour?"
The white ant replies, "Because the current went off when I was born"!

Then the black ant asks the white ant, "Now, why are you white in colour?"
"It is because I was born in bright sunlight!"

2. Two female black ants are walking by.. One of the black ants says to the other. "I want to marry an elephant"
"Why?"
"Because he is bigger than me and, at the same time, is of the same color as me!"

3. Two ants are conversing thus:
"Do you know the human have borrowed many words from us?"
"How?"
"Yes. One is restaurant, Second is giant, Third is elegant, Fourth is important. And Even while taking medicines they are remembering us."
"Is it so?"
"Yes, because they take antibiotics"

4. Two ants go out shopping. They see three bottles with the words "Coolant", "Refrigerant", and "Deodarant" written on it. One of the ants enquires the shopkeeper, "Are these new types of ants?"

5. An ant overhears a person saying to another "We have tenants in our apartment."
The ant immediately joins her friend in the ant-hole and whispers. "Hi. In the next house, it seems there are ten ants. Shall we also go and join?"




Comment(s)
Author: Rocky        
Posted Date: 06/27/2010        

Nice jokes sridevi,
Author: goodboy        
Posted Date: 06/27/2010    Points:2    

That is a great obsevation on ants and i must tell you that you are great and intelligent with a high IQ to having sat down to generate this,thanks so much,because i have builed up a new catelogue of stories to tell sometime in life.
Author: meensatwork        
Posted Date: 06/27/2010        

The jokes are nice Sridevi. Especially i liked the third and fourth one much.
Author: abid areacode        
Posted Date: 06/30/2010    Points:1    

Good Jokes Sridevi.
Author: Pawan Kumar        
Posted Date: 07/05/2010    Points:1    

Not so bad.
Author: kalyani        
Posted Date: 07/25/2010    Points:1    

Good jokes Sridevi!! Ant jokes are always to helpful in breaking the ice or making a friend smile with whom you had a quarrel. :)

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